Wonderful Definitions | Funny Meanings of some Words

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!






LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either





CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present





COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece




TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!




DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage




CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on





ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before





CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read





SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!




OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life